TOP FIVE PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE ON THE $20 BILL!

 

Since they are replacing Andrew Jackson on the $20 Bill, we thought we'd throw our hat into the ring and suggest the Top Five People Who Should Be On The Twenty Dollar Bill!

#5) Tom From Myspace

Why?  He invented something, sold it for millions of dollars and retired before 30.  If that's not the American dream, I don't know what is.

#4) 80's Oprah

Why?  Because 80's Oprah was clearly better than modern Oprah.  Also, occassionally the US Treasury could hold a lottery where someone wins a free car!  (or bees...)

#3) Ted Cruz/Zodiac Killer

Why? Because what would be cooler than a $20 dollar bill that can magically morph between Senator Ted Cruz and the Zodiac Killer.  That's just good times...

#2) Rip Taylor

Why?  Don't act like you wouldn't smile every time you spent a $20 with his face on it! 

#1) Vermin Supreme

Why?  Let me count the reasons- American Hero, Zombie Energy, Metric Time, and Free Ponies. What else do you need to know!