We didn't watch the VMA's this year because the last thing we needed is watching a two hour bullshit fest starring Miley Cyrus, but since it seems to be the only thing trending today we did our homework. Here's the Top Five Moments from the 2015 VMA's!
#5) The only decent performance of the night was when Macklemore debuted his new song "Downtown" featuring hip hop legends Kool Moe Dees, Melle Mel, and Grandmaster Caz!
#4) Pitch Perfect star Rebel Wilson was hoping to extend her 15 minutes of fame by pissing off the Black Lives Matter movement with a joke equating Police Brutality with Stripper Police. Needles to say, Twitter was not amused...
#3) Miley Cyrus performed her new abortion of a song "Do It" live and of course filled the 4 minutes with every offensive and grotesque hillbilly thing she could think of including needless twerking, crotch grabbing, and simulating ejaculating glitter on the audience. If you like Miley, I'm sure you'll love this, if you're anyone else, do yourself a favor and don't watch this!