You did it again Internet! Thanks to haters on Twitter, Joss Whedon, the director of the Avengers movies, is now quitting Twitter! So in honor of him, today we are counting down the Top Five Celebrities Who Don't use Twitter!
#5) Johnny Depp
Why he doesn't use Twitter: Not interested in people being able to reach him. He even told the Huffington Post in 2010 that he doesn’t even have a phone. Apparently he just e-mails.
Why we wish he had Twitter: Just so we could hear from Johnny Depp outside of constantly being Captain Jack Sparrow.
#4) Jennifer Lawrence
Why she's not on Twitter: She told BBC Radio “I will never get Twitter. I’m not very good on phones or technology. I can not really keep up with emails, so the idea of Twitter is so unthinkable to me. I don’t really understand what it is, it’s this weird enigma that people talk about. And it’s fine, I respect that, but no, I will never get a Twitter.”
Why we wish She was on Twitter: Funny, smart, cute, what’s not to like?
#3) Tina Fey
Why She's Not On Twitter: Said in a long form video blog, “most people are so boring they should shut up” and that they fill it with a useless compilation of uninteresting things she doesn’t care about.
Why We Wish She Was On Twitter: Funny, Engaging, and Insightful on Women’s issues…now if she could only get that down to 140 characters.
#2) Jon Stewart
Why He's Not On Twitter: Has never given a great reason for not having a twitter, but we’re thinking the recent trouble upcoming Daily Show host Trevor Noah has had on the format, won’t leave Jon wanting to jump on the Twitter bandwagon anytime soon…
Why We Wish He Was On Twitter: Can you imagine the things Jon would say during the 2016 election? Unfortunately without him hosting the Daily Show we will be missing his voice of reason.
#1) Larry David
Why He's Not on Twitter: Because he’s Larry David.
Why We Wish He Had A Twitter: Because he’s Larry David.
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