TOP FIVE FICTIONAL HOLIDAYS!

May the 4th Be With You!  In honor of "Star Wars Day" today we counting down the Top Five Fictional Holidays you should be celebrating! 

#5) Weasel Stomping Day

When to celebrate: June 31

How to celebrate: To celebrate one spreads mayonnaise on the lawn, puts on Viking helmets and boots, then proceeds to kill weasels by stepping on them

Don't forget to sing the Weasel Stomping Day Theme Song by Weird Al! 

#4) International Talk Like A Pirate Day! 

When to celebrate: September 19

How to celebrate: Talk like a pirate, matey! 

Don't Forget to Go To Long John Silver's and Krispy Kreme Donuts that day and get free stuff for Talking Like a Pirate!  

#3) Yak Shaving Day

When to celebrate: Date Undetermined so Celebrate it Everyday!

How to celebrate: Once a year, children decorate their homes with diapers, stuff their dads' boots with coleslaw, and leave out a pot of shaving cream. While they are fast asleep, the Gilded Yak sneaks into their home to shave, and leaves scum in the sink as a gift.

Don't forget to sing the Yak Shaving Day Theme Song! 

#2) Hobbit Day

When to Celebrate: September 22

How to Celebrate: Watch all the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings Movies! 

Don't Forget to Sing the Hobbit Day Theme Song by the Troubadoors! 

#1) Festivus

When to Celebrate: December 23

How to Celebrate: The holiday's celebration includes a Festivus dinner, an unadorned aluminum Festivus pole, practices such as the "Airing ofGrievances" and "Feats of Strength", and the labeling of easily explainable events as "Festivus miracles"

Don't Forget to Tell The Story of Fesivus each year!