May the 4th Be With You! In honor of "Star Wars Day" today we counting down the Top Five Fictional Holidays you should be celebrating!
#5) Weasel Stomping Day
When to celebrate: June 31
How to celebrate: To celebrate one spreads mayonnaise on the lawn, puts on Viking helmets and boots, then proceeds to killweaselsby stepping on them
Don't forget to sing the Weasel Stomping Day Theme Song by Weird Al!
#4) International Talk Like A Pirate Day!
When to celebrate: September 19
How to celebrate: Talk like a pirate, matey!
Don't Forget to Go To Long John Silver's and Krispy Kreme Donuts that day and get free stuff for Talking Like a Pirate!
#3) Yak Shaving Day
When to celebrate: Date Undetermined so Celebrate it Everyday!
How to celebrate: Once a year, children decorate their homes with diapers, stuff their dads' boots with coleslaw, and leave out a pot of shaving cream. While they are fast asleep, the Gilded Yak sneaks into their home to shave, and leaves scum in the sink as a gift.
Don't forget to sing the Yak Shaving Day Theme Song!
#2) Hobbit Day
When to Celebrate: September 22
How to Celebrate: Watch all the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings Movies!
Don't Forget to Sing the Hobbit Day Theme Song by the Troubadoors!
When to Celebrate: December 23
How to Celebrate: The holiday's celebration includes a Festivus dinner, an unadornedaluminumFestivus pole, practices such as the "Airing ofGrievances" and "Feats of Strength", and the labeling of easily explainable events as "Festivus miracles"
Don't Forget to Tell The Story of Fesivus each year!
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