TOP FIVE GROSSEST MADONNA MOMENTS OF ALL TIME!

Thanks to Drake the rest of the internet has finally come around to what we've been saying all along...Madonna is Gross!  So today, we are counting down the Top Five Grossest Madonna Moments of All Time! 

#5) Madonna has sex with Vanilla Ice!  

Let's be honest, there was a time when Madonna was hot, and during that time she released a pornographic coffee table book called "Sex."  Sounds hot, right?  One problem, the book was filled with pictures of her having sex with Rob Van Winkle!  One word: Ewwwwwwwww!

#4) At 56 Madonna wears an "Ass-Less" Matador costume...no one needs to see that. 

#3) Madonna Kisses Drake and Drake's Face says what we're all thinking! 

#2) Madonna's Armpit Selfie.  

We should have known when Madonna got Instagram it would end with something like this.  Hope you haven't had breakfast yet...

#1) Madonna pulls a "Janet Jackson" at 54.  Again, it's the one thing Madonna really needs to learn now that she's in her 50's:  "No One Needs To See That!"