Further proof there is a need for "parental licensing" in this country, it turns out Chris Brown is going to be a father! So to remind everyone why we hate Chris Brown, today we are counting down the Top Five Reasons Chris Brown is an Asshole!
#5) Even when he wins a Grammy, he has to get on Twitter and be a giant Douche!
#4) Chris Brown dresses up as an Al Qaeda member for fun!
#3) Chris Brown destroyed the set of Good Morning America just because they asked him a question he didn't like...
#2) Chris Brown literally got a tattoo of a battered woman on his neck...literally!
#1) Most importantly, let's never forget, Chris Brown is an abusive asshole!
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