TOP FIVE CRAZIEST ROCKSTAR INJURIES!

Leave it to the guitarist from Slipknot to get the Most Rockstar Injury of all time!  According to multiple sources, Mick Thomson got stabbed in the head during a knife fight with his brother!  Don't worry, he's gonna' be okay, but while he recovers we're going to count down the Top Five Craziest Rockstar Injuries of All Time!

#5) Krist Novoselic and his Sensational Bass Toss!  Taking the term "All About That Bass" to a whole new level, the bass player from Nirvana, thought it would be cool to throw up his bass in the air and catch it with his teeth!  Needless to say, he wasn't getting up from this one...

#4) Keith Richards falls out of a coconut tree!  According to USA Today: " Keith Richards fans gathered outside a hospital Sunday where the Rolling Stones guitarist was believed to be undergoing treatment for a mild concussion reportedly suffered when he fell out of a palm tree on vacation in Fiji."  Trust us, if Heroine can't kill Keith, a coconut tree doesn't stand a chance.  As always, Keith walked away from the accident and went on to rock n roll! 

#3) David Bowie takes a lollipop to the eye!  Don't believe this is a badass Rock injury?  Just look at the photos below.  OUCH!

#2) James Hetfield takes Fireworks to the Face!  Apparently, when he said "Give Me Fuel, Give Me Fire" the pyrotechnics crew took him literally....

#1) Johnny Cash gets high, fights an ostrich, and ends up in the hospital!  This is right up there with the Slipknot Knife Fight. But hey, don't take our word for, here's Johnny Cash's full account of the fight from his autobiography according to DangerousMinds.net:

"One such spell, the most serious and protracted, began when I took painkillers after eye surgery in 1981, then kept taking them after I didn’t need to. It escalated after I was almost killed by an ostrich.

Ostrich attacks are rare in Tennessee, it’s true, but this one really happened, on the grounds of the exotic animal park I’d established behind the House of Cash offices near my house on Old Hickory Lake. It occurred during a particularly bitter winter, when below-zero temperatures had reduced our ostrich population by half; the hen of our pair wouldn’t let herself be captured and taken inside the barn, so she froze to death. That, I guess, is what made her mate cranky. Before then he’d been perfectly pleasant with me, as had all the other birds and animals, when I walked through the compound.

That day, though, he was not happy to see me. I was walking through the woods in the compound when suddenly he jumped out onto the trail in front of me and crouched there with his wings spread out, hissing nastily.

Nothing came of that encounter. I just stood there until he laid his wings back, quit hissing, and moved off. Then I walked on. As I walked I plotted. He’d be waiting for me when I came back by there, ready to give me the same treatment, and I couldn’t have that. I was the boss. It was my land.

The ostrich didn’t care. When I came back I was carrying a good stout six-foot stick, and I was prepared to use it. And sure enough, there he was on the trail in front of me, doing his thing. When he started moving toward me I went on the offensive, taking a good hard swipe at him.

I missed. He wasn’t there. He was in the air, and a split second later he was on his way down again, with that big toe of his, larger than my size-thirteen shoe, extended toward my stomach. He made contact—I’m sure there was never any question he wouldn’t—and frankly, I got off lightly. All he did was break my two lower ribs and rip my stomach open down to my belt, If the belt hadn’t been good and strong, with a solid belt buckle, he’d have spilled my guts exactly the way he meant to. As it was, he knocked me over onto my back and I broke three more ribs on a rock—but I had sense enough to keep swinging the stick, so he didn’t get to finish me. I scored a good hit on one of his legs, and he ran off.

They cleaned my wounds, stitched me up, and sent me home, but I was nowhere near good as new. Those five broken ribs hurt. That’s what painkillers are for, though, so I felt perfectly justified in taking lots of them. Justification ceased to be relevant after that; once the pain subsided completely I knew I was taking them because I liked the way they made me feel. And while that troubled my conscience, it didn’t trouble it enough to keep me from going down that old addictive road again. Soon I was going around to different doctors to keep those pills coming in the kind of quantities I needed, and when they started upsetting my digestive system, I started drinking wine to settle my stomach, which worked reasonably well. The wine also took the sharper, more uncomfortable edges off the amphetamines I’d begun adding to the mix because—well, because I was still looking for that euphoria.

So there I was, up and running, strung out, slowed down, sped up, turned around, hung on the hook, having a ball, living in hell……"

To make things even crazier, here is Johnny Cash, at a Billy Graham Church Revival, describing battling drugs after being attacked by an Ostrich...

There you have it!  No go listen to some SlipKnot!