TOP FIVE LEAST KID FRIENDLY DISNEY MOVIES!

Nothing wrong with Disney movies right?  Wrong!  Today we are counting down the Top Five Least Kid-Friendly Disney Movies!

#5) Up

Why is this movie bad for kids?  If you don't mind them watching an old lady die in a 10 minute death montage, then go for it.  Otherwise, stay away from this movie which features the "condensed soup" version of Marley and Me over the first 10 minutes of the film. 

#4) Beauty and the Beast

Why is this movie bad for kids?  One word: Bestiality!  Some things just ain't right! 

#3) Bambi

Why is this movie bad for kids?  Bambi's mother dying is the first real experience with death for many kids of my generation.  Spare your children this experience for as long as possible, otherwise get ready for the death conversation way earlier than you planned. 

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#2) Fantasia

Why is this movie bad for kids?  It's crime is the worst when it comes to children, it's boring!  A two hour classical music extravaganza make it one of the least favorite and least watched of all the Disney classics.  A real bore of a film.

#1) Song of the South

Why is this movie bad for kids?  One word: RACISM!  Disney has done it's best to erase this film from it's memory, but once you make something as overtly racist as Song of the South, it's hard to erase that memory.  Don't let your kids watch this.