TOP FIVE MOST BIZARRE COUNTRY MUSIC SONGS!

In honor of the CMA Awards tonight, we are going to count down the Top Five Most Bizarre Country Music Songs of All Time!

#5) Little Jimmie Dickens- "May The Bird of Paradise Fly  Up Your Nose!"

#4) Roger Miller- "You Can't Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd!"

#3) Confederate Railroad- "She Never Cried When Old Yeller Died"

#2) Bobby Bare- "Dropkick Me Jesus Through The Goalpost of Life"

#1) Johnny Cash- "Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart"