TOP FIVE REASONS THANKSGIVING KICKS ASS!

Aside from Halloween, Thanksgiving is pretty much our favorite holiday here at Explodeded, so we thought it was only fair to count down the Top Five Reasons Thanksgiving Kicks Ass!

#5) Giblets- we're not sure what they are, but the word is so much fun to say! 

#4) Pumpkin Pie- Pecan Pie can suck a d*ck for all we care, here at Explodeded, we're all about the Pumpkin, no mincemeat!

#3) Tryptophan- A natural drug in Turkey that makes us all fall asleep for hours every Thanksgiving, how great is that?  Now if only Turkey had DMT in it...

#2) Football- After a good Tryptophan nap and a piece of pumpkin pie, nothing is better than sitting down to watch a football game and hope you're team beats your in-laws team!  

#1) No Gifts- The worst part about Christmas is the best part about Thanksgiving, no gifts, just food, beer, footbal, and family!  #Points!