October 31, 2014 TOP FIVE DUMBEST SEXY HALLOWEEN COSTUMES! October 31, 2014/ Chad Carter Everybody loves a good "sexy" Halloween costume right? Wrong! Not when they are this bad! Today we honor the Top Five Dumbest "Sexy" Halloween Costumes of All Time! #5) Sexy Freddy Krueger- what's sexier than a chick dressed up as a child-molesting burn victim? #4) Sexy Indian Princess- If you thought the Washington Redskins name was offensive, you haven't seen this costume... #3) Sexy Ebola Nurse- Nothing says sexy like a virus with a 90% death rate. #2) Sexy Pizza- the most offensive thing about this costume is the utter lack of creativity. #1) Sexy Big Bird- possibly the dumbest and least sexy costume possible this Halloween season.